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Mar. 26th, 2006 @ 11:40 pm
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The best webcomic ever
http://www.dearme.co.uk/me_and_him/
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EMMA THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.
LET'S GO CLUBBING
Feb. 26th, 2006 @ 09:43 pm
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I just got given the most useful booklet ever on behavioural techniques. It basically suggests how to deal with a child disturbing the class, or being defiant, or wrecking things. Granted, "Hit with spade and lock in PE shed" isn't one of the suggested options but I'm taking the booklet as a guideline rather than a set of rules. Ahem.
Also found out this week that we've got a horde of reception children coming in to visit on the 10th or the 17th (depending on which group I get assigned to). This terrifies me. Reception children cry when they see me. They do, it's happened before. We're looking at the non-core aspects of the curriculum, the so called "Foundation" subjects, and as the foundation curriculum isn't split into English, maths, geography etc. it's things like "Knowledge and understanding of the world around them" and other guff. So we've got these kids coming in for 40 minutes where we have to come up with play activities. Again, play activities don't include taking them to the pond round the back of the college and drowning them, but it's an idea if they get out of hand I guess.
Uni has suddenly got more interesting now we're looking at the foundation subjects. Three/four months of english, maths and science was starting to grate. I'm just looking forward to the next teaching practice. The last one called on us to teach english and maths - the english was fine but the maths was an abortion as, as most of you will know, maths isn't my strong point. But now I get to teach more interesting things - I'm hoping the kids will be doing their NC history module 4 - Britain in the 1930s and the Second World War. Cos I can do that shit! But I can also do geography fairly well so I'm just looking forward to getting mucked in.
I've found a house, too! £38/week, tv license and water bills included in the rent, and it's quite a nice airy place too. I'm living with Lou, Dan from across the hall, and Lou's friend Gemma. I know there's a huge risk involved with moving in with the girlfriend, but I felt that as she was my best friend up here before we got together, then it's not going to be an issue. As Char said, it's better to move in with the GF than to make a GF in the house. I don't know why he said that and I sure as hell can't remember the context. To be fair, he probably never said it. But yes, contracts all signed, nice landlord, and we can move in at any point during the summer and pay a £50 one off fee to live there in the summer - not paying full rent til September! Very excited.
That's enough for now. Happy birthday for tomorrow, Lindsay. And has anyone heard anything from Gary yet?
Jan. 29th, 2006 @ 02:09 pm
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Jan. 13th, 2006 @ 11:38 pm
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Well I'm in and alone on new years eve but that's my fault really, should be at Lou's but what can you do.
Here's to 2006 kicking 2005's arse. Which I really, really think it will. I'm just slightly alarmed how bored I am of being here and how I can't wait to go back to uni. I think it's the geek in me that misses using my own PC. Or having to live with Kris again. I dunno.
Have a good time you rabid party animals. *flaccids*
Dec. 31st, 2005 @ 10:09 pm
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30 page assignment handed in the day before it is due :(
What have I become :(
Dec. 15th, 2005 @ 11:23 am
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Hi faggots
Figured I should update at some point, not been in contact with most of you so y'know you're all coons/gays/Hitler.
Uni is going amazingly. Aside from my mum fucking around with bank accounts and making my accomodation cheque bounce there's really been no hiccups. The course is SO hard, I'm worried I'm gonna fail my advanced Ian Huntley module but I can always resit, I just find they fall over in the bath too soon so the timing is totally off for the burning/burial. In all seriousness I've just finished a 5 week semi-placement where the kids have come in to visit us every friday for like a full days worth of 1-to-1 work. It's fucking shattering but I dunno, it's great. Apparently the kids that have worked with me have totally changed for the better or something according to their teacher. One of them couldn't even write properly (YEAR FOUR WTF) and no he sorta can. Changing people = win.
I have myself a girlfriend too, and it's a fucking wierd feeling. I may or may not have ended up in bed with a 23 year old in like the second week (we call her grandma as she's the oldest person in our hall) which on hindsight wasn't the best move considering I wanted to be with Lou. Yes, another Lou, but this one said yes so that's an encouragement. I knew her from newstudent.org (if you're going to uni next year or whatever whoever is reading this, use this site, it's a godsend) and I'd been getting on great with her on MSN/phone before we came up here, and then we just decided to go for it I guess. But.. I forgot how good being with someone you care about can be. I'm glad I'm at the stage where everything isn't sexsexsex like it was with Suzi. Speaking of Suzi, she emailed me the first week I was up here and I've not yet replied. I just don't care anymore. FINALLY. AMazing the good one person can do to you I guess. Thanks, Lou :)
Anyway, enough of my loved up nonsense, I get enough stick from the mature students on my course (they're anything but. They're more childish than me. During a biology thing they drew a giant spurting penis on our model of the human body. And then called it small :( *inadequate*).
We went ice skating! Lou plays ice hockey for Peterborough. She's like.. 4'10" which is hilarious but she's actually fucking good at the skating business. They've set up an ice rink thing temporarily in the centre of Lincoln for christmas so we all went down on Thurs. Cut my ankle to bits but she loved it so it's all good. Group shot below of us - Lou is like the second girl in from the left, long black hair etc. I'd explain who all the people are but I really can't be fucked.
I was also on TV. Before ice skating me and Semi-Naked Gav had been walking around town shopping or something I don't remember. Whilst waiting for Lou to finish in a shop we got accosted by a man with a camera and a microphone and asked questions about tourism in Lincoln. Gav spoke for like 15 minutes about how he doesn't want Lincoln to change, and I said one line bitching about having to change 2 trains to get home. Guess what bit they used. That's right, just my one line, whilst Gav stood there mouth open staring into the distance. He's been getting ribbing text messages through since - it was on the equivalent of Look East back home. Pretty awesome. Gav's still fuming. Though he's paid me back by appearing in my room wearing just boxers and spouting an erection. Pretty when hungover.
Hope you're all well. Comment or something, no-one speaks to me any more bar Emma and she's full of cunt.
Man with Beard got shaved for children in need the fag
Nov. 19th, 2005 @ 11:28 pm
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awoerngaorgin
Nov. 10th, 2005 @ 11:49 pm
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Semi Naked Gav: Okay, I have this idea for the initiation [to the BGC SkyPirates, our elite rape crew]. What we do is get two people who want to be initiated, and put loads of leeches all on their backs. Whoever passes out fir..
Phil: Where are we going to get leeches from?
Semi Naked Gav: *gets all defensive* I DUNNO, IT WAS JUST AN IDEA
I love Gav. He has a large penis when erect. He pressed it against my forehead the other day.
Nov. 9th, 2005 @ 09:17 pm
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Courtesy of Char;
Mr. Fahrenheit says:
HERE'S A FUCKING PLAN: 00:00 SIT DOWN 00:01 GREET TEACHER 00:05 HAND IN HOMEWORK 00:10 FIRING SQUAD FOR THOSE NOT DONE HOMEWORK 00:20 SING SONGS ABOUT GLORIOUS HOMELAND
Nov. 9th, 2005 @ 02:36 pm
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I think she's swallowed the whole world. What
Oct. 29th, 2005 @ 02:17 pm
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LOOK AT THE EXPRESSION ON THE DOGS FACE
LOOK
"oh god why am i doing this"
Oct. 28th, 2005 @ 03:41 pm
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